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Robert Story Robert Story

Rated 3 / 5 stars


The First Pokémon The First Pokémon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WHY do I love your work so much??
Keep it up! :D

Cat.swf Cat.swf

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

The music was catchy, and the animation, what little bit of it there actually was, was decently smooth.
It doesn't have much going for it though,
It's basically just a loop with the word CATS getting slightly bigger.
Smooth, but pointless.
It''s sad to know that if any big league animators like Oney, Utah, or Sexual-Lobster did this,
it would be front paged due to their already massive status, as if to say
"Oh, ____ made this! It must be good! Front page!!"

But regarding this video, I see no front page material.

Face Vagina Face Vagina

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very fun art.
It looks really nice, colors and all.
The sound quality is nice; no mic hiss.
It seemed really short, though.
The idea was there, it just needed to spread out a bit more.
Good work, overall.

Lard Ass Lard Ass

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Just watched this on your DeviantArt~

The Chronicles of F-kun The Chronicles of F-kun

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very funnyXD

Pokemon Red: Rock Tunnel Pokemon Red: Rock Tunnel

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hahaha WOW.
What an awesome take.
When I saw the Geodude sprite, I laughed my ass off thinking it would walk into the light from Charmeleon's tail, and it would still be a sprite, when BOOM! Holy shit! Horror!
I saw the Zubat eating the body.
Shit got disturbing FAST. AWESOME stuff.
It would be awesome if you could do an entire series on this kind of thing.
A different take on things, so to speak.
For instance, the Marowak ghost, where spirits, and demons possess pokemon and kill people.
Or maybe the encounter with Mewtwo, where he proceeds to use his powers to pick pokemon up,, smash them into walls, tear them in half, turn a couple inside-out, and then mutilate the trainer.
Just an idea. LOL
This has a lot more potential than Kirby, although it would be cool to see.


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TerminalMontage responds:

Thanks! Yeah I'm juggling some more Pokemon ideas around in my head, if I do the Kirby one I'll still probably do more Pokemon down the road.

Alien Tripods PSA Alien Tripods PSA

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Eh...It's cute

Funny. Nice animation.
Good, but I wouldn't say Front Page material.
Regardless its smooth, simple, and all that hoo-ha.

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Anime fight! Anime fight!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I cant believe it.

I watched this on YouTube, and favorited it ASAP.
Thought to myself, "this style looks farmiliar".
Dissmissed it.
Come to Newgrounds-BOOM-
Top score for another favorite.
I seriously need to track down the music.

Brawl Funnies [Dick 2] Brawl Funnies [Dick 2]

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I get your point, but...

A lot of people laugh and rate 10/5 becasue its humorous to them.
The REASON this is so good, is because its making a point (not very clearly though, mind you). The point is that Rina-Chan and Kibopher are pathetic internet losers, who laugh at al the latest memes and overused jokes.
"Solid snake is in a box! lolololol!!1 Its so very funny!"
"Hahaa! I bet you would like to see an 'over 9000' or mudkip joke, huh??"
They sit in their little chairs, hide behind computers with their shitty "self portrait" avatars, and expect you to laugh at anything and everything they do, which for the most part, people do. The idiots on the web, that is.
The people who go look up "youtube poop"or "long cat" and then
shit themselves laughing at the "troll face", "y u no ???", "forever alone", and all those other stupid things, all this while jacking off till the next Egoraptor flash comes out. Then anybody who identifies them as so are apparently "trolling".
Thats like their one and only excuse for the world.
"I dont like how his hand looks."
"GAH! You are TROLLING!"
"Why did Pheonix have to be in Marvel vs. Capcom 3? Why not Venom?"
"Why are you trolling, noob??? *insert overused yo mamma joke here*
THOSE are the kind of people Kirbopher and Rina-chan are supposed to appeal to.
And they do, too. I dont know WHY the hell ANYBODY would ever want to join in on that parade of unimaginative losers.
Great flash.
You share the same ideas as me, my friends, and other people who have taken the time to make a flash, write a revirew, or just plain OPEN THEIR EYES to the repetative comedy style.
Next time though, make it a little more visually appealing. Whether or not your trying to mock Kirbophers animation style, poor animation will get you nowhere.
A company needs a cartoon explaining safe driving.
The both have the audio, one just looks good, and the other looks like crap.
Obviously the one that looks good will be taken more seriously.
And this was a crappy animation (most of them). The moral was good, but nobody will undertand or get it through their thick skulls unless it looks good.
That just life.
I get the feeling that it was purposely crappy, and I think others did too, which is why people are looking at is as an insult rather than something that is just expressing the OBVIOUS in a creative manor. People are stupid, so you gotta pretty things up for them.
I am ranting.
In final. It was a good video. Poor animation, but made a point.
I hope to see a better or improved version of this in the future.
Good job.
I apologize for any grammar or spelling errors

Oh and people, dont go marking this review as useless just because you dont like it.
Its a REVIEW. Im making a POINT. If you have another opinion, then write one yourself, rather than hate mine.

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